Welcome to Cafe Rene. How peaceful it looks. Do not be deceived. This evening it will be open. It will be full of Germans, French, British and Italians, Knockwurst sausages and fallen Madonnas. Have you got your ticket? Tonight is a sell-out, only ticket-holders allowed! Doors open at 6:30pm. Rene and his staff will commence...
Due to record-breaking advance sales there will be no tickets on sale on the door for any performances of ‘Allo ‘Allo. You will be required to show your papers to the guards at the checkpoint (show your tickets to the Front-of-house team on the door) before you are allowed to cross the border (enter the...
We have recently intercepted a communication identifying a high-ranking officer thought to be planning an imminent invasion. It is possible that enemy combatants are already among us, attempting to blend in and be inconspicuous. They may appear to be friendly… … but don’t be deceived, they are highly dangerous and should not be approached under...
Don’t get caught with your “panzers” down – be sure to get your tickets for ‘Allo ‘Allo before they run out! As of earlier today, there were these tickets still available: Thursday: *** SOLD OUT *** Friday: *** SOLD OUT *** Sat. Mat.: garage – 21 available; online – 14 available Sat. Eve.: *** SOLD OUT ***...
Don’t panic! Don’t panic! (That’s the wrong wartime sitcom – Ed) There are still a few tickets left for ‘Allo ‘Allo but they’re selling fast! As of earlier today, there were these tickets still available: Thursday: *** SOLD OUT *** Friday: garage – 1 available; online – SOLD OUT Sat. Mat.: garage – 30 available;...
British pants in Europe. Quite by chance, BaCStage have never been more topical… The significantly-less-than-three years that we have been working on ‘Allo ‘Allo have gone remarkably well so far: The Production Cabinet Committee hasn’t split three ways, and no whipping has been required (any whipping that has taken place has been entirely consensual). No-one has...
Half of the tickets went on sale on line last weekend, and have nearly sold out for Friday and Saturday nights already! Fear not, the other half have just gone on sale at Bluntisham Garage, but get in quick! There are still plenty of tickets for Thursday and the Saturday matinee online. We also sell...
Listen very carefully, I will say this more than once. You can now buy tickets for ‘Allo ‘Allo online! Click the shopping cart thingy below (you will be transferred to TicketSource to purchase your tickets). If you prefer to buy your tickets in person you will be able to do so at Bluntisham Service Station from March...
‘Allo Bluntisham, zis is Nighthawk, Nighthawk calling Bluntisham. I ‘ave a message for you. Ze cast for ‘Allo ‘Allo ‘as been assembled and will be ready to perform at Bluntisham Village Hall from April 4th to 6th (if zey are not ready zey vill be shot – Herr Direktor Ed). Stand by for news on...
Tickets for our April production ‘Allo ‘Allo will be on sale soon, online and from Bluntisham Service Station. Bluntisham, zis is Nighthawk, Nighthawk calling Bluntisham. Tickets for ze next production will soon be on sale on ze internet (whatever zat is) and from the Service Station of Bluntisham. I will contact you again when zey...
