Monthly Archive: April 2019

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He's watching you…

… watching him watching you watching him! We’ve had two packed and highly entertaining sittings at Cafe Rene so far, with two more to come today! The evening show is sold out, but there are still a handful of tickets for this afternoon.  There will be none available on the door, so if you haven’t...

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Welcome to Cafe Rene

Welcome to Cafe Rene. How peaceful it looks.  Do not be deceived.  This evening it will be open.  It will be full of Germans, French, British and Italians, Knockwurst sausages and fallen Madonnas. Have you got your ticket?  Tonight is a sell-out, only ticket-holders allowed! Doors open at 6:30pm.  Rene and his staff will commence...

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Your papers, please!

Due to record-breaking advance sales there will be no tickets on sale on the door for any performances of ‘Allo ‘Allo. You will be required to show your papers to the guards at the checkpoint (show your tickets to the Front-of-house team on the door) before you are allowed to cross the border (enter the...